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life without u is impossible.. u r n my breath n blood.. i can't spend a sec without u.. 4 u left me i'll die.. 0oye hell0oo i m talking abt oxygen ;) hahahaha....... REPEAT THESE LINES ATLEAST 2 HOURS EVERYDAY AFTER NAMAZ OUTSIDE THE MOSQUE & U WILL B A MILLIONAIRE WITHIN FEW MONTHS   "Allah k naam pay day day baba"
If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you. This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi,Chal MOR jaisi,Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi,Acha hota agar Koi 1 Aadat Bhi Insanon Wali Hoti  Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil: Moon... Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.
maine lina se pyaar kiya lekin woh choti thi phir maine meena se pyaar kiya lekin woh moti thi uske baad maine tina se pyaar kiya lekin woh khoti thi.... Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai.....
Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai.... A drunk sardar fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: "Sardar ji ki hoya?" He said"pata nahin main v hune aya haan"!!! 
Go To Page>> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 When i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there. When i was unhappy you were there. Now i have understood ki beta saare fasaad ki jad hi tu hai. Suna Hai k aap ki Ek Smile Per Log Martay Hai...................... So Keep Smiling 2 reduce Population:-)
Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari, Hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari, Ye sms milte hi 1 sms bhej dena, Kyuki hame bilkul pasand nahi Udhari Arey o burai _ ki _ murat . . ! paap ki tasvir...! bewafai ki ziindaa misaal..! matlabi insaan..! dhokebaz . . . aisi koi bhi quality tere me nahi hai, U R a NICE friend.
Barsaat ki raat ek bheegi ladki bheega badan bheegi zulfe bheege hont uss se nazrein mili dekh kar aisa laga kal ye100% bimar Hogi.. Chalo sms sms khelte hain. Pehle tum sms karo, Phir tum karo, Phir se tum karo, ek baar phir tum karo, Bus Baki kal Khelenge!!!
My eyes-miss u My feelins-luv u My mind-calls u My life is u. i'll die without u. I love u.. aisa teri wali muje bolti hai "sambhal usko". Agar do pipal ke ped ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge Socho Socho? Socho Socho? Us rassi ko bolenge 'NOKIA'-connecting pipal ! :-)
Ravan had 20 eyes but sighted Only 1 women.You have 2 eyes and sight every Women.To asli Ravan kaun? tu kameene aur kaun!Ab hans mat besharam. Teacher: Apna character saaf rakhne ke liye har aurat ko apni MAA samajna chahiye. Student: har aurat ko apni MAA samju to mere baap ke character ka kya hoga?
Pyar me kabhi petrol nahi hota, Pyar ke safar me kabhi puncture nahi hota.... Pyar to woh gaadi hai dear, Jisme kabhi do se zyada passenger nahi hota... Bas yahi tak tha saath hamara ... intezar hi karte rahe hum tumhara ... kab hogi is kambhakat mobile mein roshini... aur kab ayega sms aapka..
Msg ka lain dain yuhi chalta rahega, pyar ka silsila barta rahega, aap delete karte reh jaoge, per apka dil or cell hamare pyar bhare sms se barta rahega. Dil ka dard ko Dil Tornay Wale Kiya Jane Pyar K Riwajon Ko Yeh Zamana kiya Jane Hoti hai Kitni Taklif Qabar Main Wo Upar se Phool Rakhne Wala Kiya Jane
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